Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton
26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be
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LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
This part always pissed me off, man. And I’m so glad someone finally brought it up.
No seriously. Darwin’s power set is to be broken as fuck. Like. Got shot into space? Naw man I don’t need to breath and my body pressure is just golden.
Like this is THE most bullshit moment in this movie. Absolutely.
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
wow clay no more caffeine for you jfc
"humankind" more like “humanmean"
I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this
i wish this was real :(
This is definitely real. www.huvrtech.com
if this is a lie i’m gonna fuck some people up.
Deadass, I’ll uppercut the fuck out of someone if this isn’t real
Guys, it’s not real. There are shadows of the wires they used that they didn’t bother to take out of the video, and Tony Hawk made a video later apologising for the huvr ‘prank’. If you ask me the proper word here is “shitty ass deception” because nobody goes to such fucking lengths for a prank as these people did, creating official looking sites and social media accounts and claiming over and over that it is in fact real, and having a countdown and everything to the release date. It’s disgusting and despicable but yeah, it’s fake.
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh